I would straight up cane someone for a return of anything like 500 Days of Kristen.

I’ve been dealing with some pretty hellacious anxiety for about a month and a half now, and I can’t tell you how much your puppy pictures and stories brighten my day. Thanks.

Henri, my little sad eyed pup! Ah, the ennui, non?

This is Benito, a much better demagogue.

Henri is not digging his sock monkey sweater!

Henri & Marzipan so much better than 500 days of whatever that tricks name is.

Also, the look in his eyes match mine every day, which I wake up and remember who is our president.

Henri and I have the same sweater. Is he Canadian?

Henri looks a bit despondent, did Marzipan really tire him out today?

Adorbs. My hasset bound (nope not a typo) makes the sad eyes too. Nothing cuter! These are his “shit! Busted on the couch” eyes

Henri!!! My little folks wish you hearty salutations!!

Henri, why you so sad? You’re gonna make me sad now.

I love little Henri! Look at those little elbows!!!

Your updates are the only thing getting me through Barf Bag. If it weren’t for the calming puppy picture hormones I would definitely have a stroke.

I was enjoying your post until the very end where you mention a dipshit president, which leads me to ask you a question: Is your property fenced? Do you perhaps have a gigantic wall to keep undesirables out?

Henri! So nice to see him getting some screen-time!

Let me help!

I was kinda hoping it was an obscene novelty apron, but yours is better.

No no no. I live around the corner from a fire station - my asshole dog ‘sings along’ every time she hears the god damn siren. Not adorable at 3 am.

I have a 13-year old German Shepherd/border collie who is the most ornery/sweetheart bitch you’ve ever met, I’d lay down my life for that lil asshole. But I. Cannot. Get. Enough. Of. Marzipan. God bless that floppy dipshit. And you for sharing. Makes my day.