Joe Biden is the Great White Hype.

Feh! Drawing a horse is EASY!

So what you're saying is that I should put up a billboard that says "Fight me" in Juneau, Alaska. 

In his heart, Rick Santorum believes that the Dutch are barbaric murderers. 

There's a bit more to it than this. Other factors include the artist's machine and how heavy her/his hand is. That said, joints and bones hurt the most while meat hurts the least. 

Looks like I finally figured out how spend all those wheelbarrows full of devalued Venezuelan Bolivar. 

Sometimes, you SHOULDN'T give the people what they want. 

Two more years until Brood X brings back the Bugpocalypse!

Behind The Bastards has a pretty good rundown on the Krassensteins (along with Jacob Wohl).

And this is why I, personally, am throwing my vote behind Extinction Level Event. Sure, Mile-Long Asteroid With Its Own Moon has a problematic history with remarks it made about gay and black people, but even if it were to bow out before the primaries, there would be another asteroid the size of a city on a…

Nice marmot.

The horse that played Mr. Ed would do a better job, even considering that the horse was euthanized a half-century ago.

“Sanders then bit the head off a live bat and drew the bat’s blood across her cheeks.”

Don't fret. The frogurt is also cursed. 

I’ve been turned down for dates by more women than I can count. When I started trying to date as a teenager, my mom (divorced) would tell me, “Okay. Well, she doesn’t want to go out with you. Maybe she doesn’t like you or you’re not her type. Figure out how to be better and move on.”

“Guns were key to the Isla Vista gunman’s transformation from online ranter to violent actor. “My first act of preparation was the purchase [of] my first handgun,” he wrote of his shooting spree, which he planned for 18 months. “After I picked up the handgun, I brought it back to my room and felt a new sense of…

Slim husky is now both my new weight goal and my rap name. 

How to piss off a neurosurgeon: Remind them that they are basically an electrician/plumber/mechanic.

Every time I read about HUD Secretary Ben Carson, I scream, “Nobody at HUD needs a discectomy! There is zero chance that the HUD secretary will have to install a shunt to relieve intracranial pressure! Releasing trapped nerves is not one of the duties of the job. Fuck your neurosurgery career! You have no knowledge,…

“Oops. Looks like I fucked up in a diagnosis. Let me just change this chart that was written in black ink with my blue pen. No one will ever notice.”