Personally, I think that the anti-abortion hardline stance needs to go one step further. If abortion is murder then... directing, paying for, or driving your partner to get an abortion is conspiracy to commit murder.

I, for one, love this clever end run around the 19th Amendment.

I have to say...

I don’t get excited or happy about getting unwanted attention from women. Frankly, I have a female coworker who seems just a little too flirty/chatty with me and every interaction makes me nervous.

Nope. Can’t handle this movie.

He probably harbors a secret affinity for Holden Caulfield and is a big Chuck Palahniuk fan. 

No. They are called Baby Boomers and are very much alive and won’t shut up about how great they are.

Wait a minute...

Rich White Dude Who Hasn’t Been Shafted By Biden’s Years Of Corporate Friendly Legislation Endorses Biden. 

If your definition of voting demographic groups such as “working class voters” and “Midwesterners” doesn’t include people of color, you might be a racist.

I’ve been a lawyer for nearly 20 years. I’ve taken and passed the New York, California, Maryland, and Virginia Bar exams.

So what's the over/under on when he'll appear on Joe Rogan's show? 

Sorry but the officially unsanctioned but nevertheless tolerated Nihilist Arby’s did this better, earlier, and more consistently.

Child support and alimony are two separate things. That you confuse and conflate the two is indicative of your ignorance of the law.

It’s his tailor’s fault.

I, for one, look forward to Stephen Moore sitting on the Federal Reserve if only because I hunger for the nihilistic joy of having a member of the Fed have his wages garnished for nonpayment of alimony. 

What’s up with the point size and kerning on Justin Bieber’s post? It just seems off and it’s irking me something fierce. Like, I don’t care about the royal fambly. But poorly spaced text - that’s a goddamn outrage in my (properly laid-out) book.

The victim in that case is female. That's how. 

Neither Piche nor Wysolovski deserve prison. Having to take time off of work to appear in court is very stressful. Both these gentlemen have suffered enough at the hands of the system. There's no need to victimize them any further. 

The finest video game movie since Super Mario Brothers.