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There you go again, with your facts, statistics, and reason. 

Why did someone makes this? 

The missus asked me to make a campfire pit for her in the backyard. So that was my weekend project. Set the mower deck to 1, cleared out an area, dug out the pit, and spread out some gravel (i still need more). I had a bunch of stumps that are unsplittable so I’m using them for seating.

Well if Cheif Hostage Negotiator, USA, supports Trump, so do I. 

Thank God a white male who has a long history of favoring banks and credit card companies, including the 2005 bankruptcy overhaul (which made discharging credit card debt much more difficult), has decided to join the race.

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Honey... either lay off the bee puns or buzz off!

We Jews don’t believe in Hell. You have us confused with Christians.

1) If Big Pharma is behind this, wouldn’t they be against vaccines? There’s more money in being sick than in vaccines.

You’re doing it all wrong.

Mazel tov on being the neighborhood Shabbos goy.

Generally speaking, “There was insufficient evidence that I or my campaign conspired with the Russian government to undermine American democracy to charge me criminally” is not a good reelection platform.

Oh darn...

Feh.

I remain bearded because without my beard, I look like Rick Moranis.

Nonsense. It’s a complement. You’re so edgy and daring and willing to push boundaries and say things other people won’t.

Oooh. You were just joking. Such satire. So edgy. 

Well the trusty old NdGT meme seemed a little played out

Frankly, it’s you.