As a lawyer, I would offer this observation of the intersection of reality and the law, based on my near two decades of experience seeing people doing dumb shit in court:

As an attorney, I can say that “legally correct” is the best kind of correct as a matter of law.

I, for one, am glad for this lawsuit and look forward to quoting Nunes v. Twitter, Inc., in which the court expressly held, in relevant part, as follows:

(Semi) Counterpoint: There's a reason why USC's nickname is "University of Spoiled Children." 

How bad is it that I haven't eaten Pizza Hut in nearly two decades but, when I read the headline, immediately thought of the P'zone? 

How old are his kids? If they’re toddlers, not swearing in front of them is just good advice. There are three kids you don’t want:

Remember that time that Jeanine Pirro signed fraudulent tax returns? Or how about that time she abused her office by having the police illegally wiretap her husband to spy on him?

I hate social media for a myriad of reasons. But its one redeeming quality is its ability to hold people to account.

At 23 years old, Yitzhak Rabin had already been assassinated by the time Elizabeth Pipko had been born. She has never lived in a world where there was a real and palpable chance at peace between Israel and Palestine.

Nah....

Burger King is the lowest depth of misery.

Counterpoint...

It’s Wall!

I’m a lawyer.

I am constantly printing envelopes to the wrong printer.

“Jexodus" - It's just like "Exodus" but this time, it's the Jewish people who are leaving. 

These are the same geniuses who said “Keep your government hands off my Social Security!”

Your quarrel is with Robert Kraft.

Often-overlooked fact:

The ring in question was from the Patriots’ victory over the Eagles. Who are from....