Fun fact about Trump’s pal and owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft -

And the message that attitude sends is that if you can bully or buy enough Senators, the House won’t even attempt actual oversight.

I’m so glad to see that Nancy Pelosi has taken the “Fuck it... Let’s let Trump do whatever the fuck he wants because the law doesn’t matter” approach to oversight. 

If you're going to ride the Staten Island Ferry, you should follow it up with a ride on the Staten Island Railroad. Get off at Stapleton and look at the charmingly boarded up architecture of the various businesses. 

Be best, Melanie.

If you're going to steal, use a tax return, not a gun. 

All I ask is a single Instagram post from the Queen that is blank white space with the words "Fuck social media" written underneath. 

According to the GOP, women aren’t people.

Given that a court has recognized an embryo as a person capable of having an estate, doesn't this necessarily imply that an embryo, from a legal standpoint, is the same as one already born and therefore would arguably be a citizen possessing all the same rights under the law. 

The Koch Brothers’ recipology includes a packet of ranch dressing mix.

If I see his bitch ass near the Cloud District, I'll slap him into next Morndas. 

He’s not even worth the used-up Bic stick pen (sans cap) that’s been sitting behind the mailroom copier for the last four years amongst the stray paper clips and mouse turds. 

Personally, I’m shocked - SHOCKED! - that Mario’s Pizza Cinnamon Rolls don’t contain raisins. They seem like they should contain raisins as a special “fuck you” to good and decent cinnamon rolls from a tube.

Here’s an idea...

It could be worse.

As the old Latin maxim goes, “In vino random racism and antisemitism that we don’t know anything about,” which translates loosely to, “Please don’t pay attention to our racist trash family andacertainly don't look at the racist trash we email at home and at work and did we mention we have a black friend?”

Back in my college days, I managed to live on the store brand spaghetti, margarine, garlic powder, oregano, and parmesan. That was my go-to dinner.

Something to keep in mind...

The FBI should start surveilling white churches and interrogating clergy. 

The scene where Dany has to chain up Rhaegal and Viserion was a gut-punch.