I don’t ask for much.

But why wouldn't a police department want a violent liar with a history of beating women and killing children on the force? 

White Christians must denounce this religious fundamentalist terrorism. 

Let’s not forget how he was supposed to be dealing with Iran...

CPAC 19,where Michael Cohen was roundly condemned for lying to Congress before welcoming Ollie Fucking North, who (in)famously lied to Congress. 

There is no antisemitism in America because I've never been sent to a Nazi death camp. 

As a Muslim Somali, Congresswoman Omar should apologize for her people’s role in 9/11.

I mean... he’s not wrong.

Dogs hump dogs. It’s part of their behavior. They do it to establish a social pecking order.

Lava.

File this under "Sucks to suck, brah!" - House Oversight is looking to interview Junior and Ivanka following the evidence and testimony given at yesterday's hearing. 

Pennsylvania, like West Virginia, is filled with idiot coal miners who thought that a guy who was in the pocket of the oil and gas industry would somehow help the coal industry.

Sheeeeeit!

And that is where your argument stands...

When I went to school in Montgomery County public schools, we did learn that Maryland was a Union state under duress. We also learned about the Mason-Dixon Line, about Lord Calvert, the heraldic meaning of the state flag, that the Baltimore Oriole is the state bird and the black-eyed Susan is the state flower, and all…

Yeah there is.

You should read the lyrics and history of “Maryland, My Maryland,” still the official state song of Maryland.

Unless you are in Montgomery County, where the liquor stores are all still county-owned because, even after Prohibition ended, MoCo still wanted to keep its Blue laws. 

Just a reminder that, yes, Maryland is the South, being south of the Mason-Dixon Line. And no, I'm not one whit surprised that someone from Harford County would employ racial slurs, especially when talking about PG. 

It’s really simple.