If John Bolton was still alive today, we wouldn't be talking about pulling troops out of the Middle East. 

Those who favor the likes of Howard Schultz and Michael Bloomberg are fools if they think billionaires are going to save the world.

I used to do insurance defense law in New York City. I'd regularly hear about the pay, safety precautions and protections, and fringe benefits fought for by construction unions like the IBEW. It's why a steel worker or an electrician could afford a decent home on Long Island. 

Whenever someone complains that unions pit labor against management, call them out on that bullshit quickly and loudly.

12 degrees. 

Maryland here. We alternate between balls cold and cool and rainy. My yard continues to be a mud pit. 

I need to think about what kind of beer I want to make for the spring. Originally, I was going to make a pumpkin spice ale but brewing beer is impossible with a newborn. Then I decided to make a spiced winter ale. But brewing beer is impossible with a four month old. So I’m going to try to make something for the…

Knock knock.

Important work safety tip:

As someone with a full, thick, rich beard, I just want to say...

I honestly have no patience for this attitude. Almost as bad is dads who say they have “babysitting duty.”

I’m sorry for not reading the entire article but my eyes rolled out of my head when I saw it was about another Baby Boomer pseudoliberal fucking over people born after 1964 (which, surprise! marks the divide between Baby Boomers and Generation X).

Yuk yuk yuk. I’m a terrible dad. I make my wife do all the emotional labor of parenthood.

In related news, Abraham and Sarah were convicted of distribution of food without a license after providing food and water to three strangers wandering in the desert. 

No coffee and bland chicken. That's what the future holds. 

Because when directly asked whether she believes Israel has a right to exist, responded,

How to address problems with Israel’s current incarnation:

Trump is a known admirer of Andrew Jackson, who was responsible for the Trail of Tears. And Jackson’s cockamamie hatred of the debt and the federal banks ultimately led to the longest economic depression in American history.

I don’t see what Trump is all upset about. He can still deliver a State of the Union Address in writing.

He should flee to Canada and seek asylum based upon credible threats to his safety from American immigration officials.