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The trick is to shame the other person.

Fuck you, Marie Kondo. Everything in my Skyrim character's inventory sparks joy. 

1. Bananas

Michael Cohen testifying publicly before a Democrat-controlled Congress is like if, after the rats left the sinking ship, they hitched a ride on board a passing submarine and then launched torpedoes at the sinking ship just to make sure that it sank. 

It’s not like many migrants from Mexico and Central and South America have the requisite knowledge and experience to operate simple construction tools.

Wakanda, Helm’s Deep and the DEATH STAR II all had impenetrable walls that didn’t stop jack shit.

The sing-along release has been canceled following an 8-1 ruling by the Supreme Court that screenings would violate the 8th Amendment prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment. 

Wakanda, Helm’s Deep and the DEATH STAR II all had impenetrable walls that didn’t stop jack shit.

As fun as it is to mock Allen West’s haircut and clothing, let’s not lose sight of the fact that he is an amoral ambulatory piece of shit who disgraced the Marine Corps and sullied America’s reputation when he tortured an Iraqi police officer and ordered his men to beat him before firing a gun by the officer’s head in

I have told supervisors not to talk to me in the bathroom. Like, directly. And without adverse consequences.

Greeks and Italians were considered “swarthy” right through the 1930s.

Marie Kondo can fuck right off. I have better things to do with my life than fold my socks into tidy little squares. 

Old white dude conveniently forgets about centuries of chattel slavery based on race; lynching; systemic and institutional racism; imperialist expansion, domination, exploitation, and decimation of non-European nations; the Holocaust (along with various other genocides and pogroms), and: denigratiion, demonization,

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Also, because comic books and pedantry go together like crunchy peanut butter and jelly (smooth peanut butter is the Devil's smegma), I give you Secret Empire. 

You're clearly not familiar with how Mark Millar has written Captain America. 

He probably just doesn't feel well. He's an old man who is quite out of shape and, as is evident from his low-energy performance, he just doesn't have the stamina for the job. 

You either die playing Batman or you live long enough to wind up playing Dick Cheney. 

“That’s a nice state you got there, California. It’d be a real shame if it was to catch fire and, whoops, there weren’t any money to put out the blaze. A real shame."

So the facility just is grossly negligent in providing monitoring and security for the patients in its care.