She became pregnant while in their care. In a vegetative state.

Henri is arguably the greatest lap dog of all time. 

Let’s say there are 50 employees. You’re one of them. Give a sample. Now the police can rule you out and lower their pool of suspects.

It’s really quite simple.

I'm not entirely certain that she is a real dog and not a giant stuffed animal from FAO Schwartz. 

“Hey boss... What’s this burning sensation?”

I can watch overwrought talking heads punditize about Trump’s racist lies or...

Way back in 2005, Sony was actively engaged with stopping PSP owners from unlocking their PSPs. There had been a homebrew movement and it somewhat interfered with Sony's business strategies. 

It’s like the movie “Coma.” Except with impregnating women instead of harvesting their organs.

So when can we expect the The Capitol to be set ablaze à LA the Reichstagg Fire? 

Any word on whether Season 5 will also end with Jack Bauer-san on a LITERAL SLOW BOAT TO CHINA? 

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is an ambulatory piece of shit who was okay with an Indiana woman being imprisoned for 22 years for having an abortion, with her conviction predicated on widely discredited expert testimony. 

That's some Gilead-level dystopian present bullshit right there. 

The portrait of Andrew Jackson that Trump furiously jerks off to for 3 minutes a day told Trump he should totally build a wall.

Coal has been circling the drain for decades. All those miners can get retrained to manufacture buggy whips. 

I hate that, for the second time, I am getting a passport for a baby in case we need to bug out of the country. The first time was back in 2017, when antisemitism was on the rise under Trump.

Also, this 1771 portrait by William Gainsborough of Henry Scott, 3rd Duke of Buccleuch, is generally thought to be the earliest representation of what would come to be known as the Old English Sheepdog.

Henri should be a model. If I was to rename him, I’d name him “Taye Doggs.”

The artist is Lili Chin. Her site is Doggie Drawings (doggiedrawings.net).

The only reason to move to Pittsburgh is because you have some bizarre desire to put French fries inside a sandwich.