Clearly, cats are inferior.

While it is easy to analogize Trump to Caligula, Trump is much more like Commodus. 

Caligula is Latin for “tiny boots”, a nickname that was a reference to how as a child, Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus, would dress up as a soldier when accompanying his father on military campaigns.

Reports of Donald Trump’s self-awareness are GREATLY exaggerated. 

Rashida Tlaib is a (1) divorced (2) Muslim (3) woman from a (4) Palestinian family of (5) immigrants who represents a (6) black majority district (which is also (7) heavily Muslim) (8) in Detroit and is a member of the (9) Socialist wing of the (10) Democratic Party.

Not to the degree that Sony used to with the PSP.

It is presently being developed by Chip and Joanna Gaines and Mark Burnett for HGTV.

Congratulations to Sony on this great step forward in their continued crusade to prevent people from using their own property as they please.

The only past president Trump speaks to on the regular is the drunken, paranoid ghost of Dick Nixon. 

There are two brands of men’s jacket that, once you try it, you will never switch: Barbour and Filsson. They are expensive.

There are two brands of men’s jacket that, once you try it, you will never switch: Barbour and Filsson. They are…

I don’t see the problem here.

There Vice President Steve Pence. And Steve Pompeo over at State. And of course, Steve Mattis just left Defense. And Steve Whitaker (Ole Shiny Head Steve) at Justice. And Stevie Ross at Commerce and Steve Acosta at Labor.

We’re going to build a Dyson sphere around the Solar System and make Alpha Centauri pay for it.

Don’t worry. It’s not any of that new-fangled Common Core Curriculum New Math. It’s good old-fashioned arithmetic.

Great news, everybody!

Oh Madge... How long will it be until you appear in a production of "Sunset Boulevard"? 

Oh come on.

If you work for a very large company or at a high level, the answer should be no.

Individual voters did decide. Bernie Sanders lost.

Bernie Sanders lost in the Democratic primaries by more than 3.5 million votes.