Is it bad that while watching the news showing Trump leaving for the G20 summit, I googled whether the US has an extradition treaty with Argentina? 

Nope.

Donnie Jr really is Fredo to Eric's Fredo. 

Can we please stop invoking “Goodfellas” when talking about the Trump crime family?

Junior is shopping for a whole lot of brown pants right about now. 

I saw the headline and immediately thought “FCPA.”

Buzzfeed just reported that Trump may have tried to offer a $50 million penthouse to Putin to push the Trump Moscow deal through.

As if this week couldn’t get any worse for the Trump crime family, Trump may have tried to sweeten the Trump Moscow deal with a $50 million penthouse to be given to Vladimir Putin for free.

This is what happens when you get raided by the Feds. 

Mueller sent a message. That message is “you’re goddamn right I will lock you up for lying to Congress.”

Considering that Cohen just pleaded guilty to lying to Congress and Mueller is pressing for Manafort to be sentenced immediately based on his continued lying to investigators, who says that Trump will still be in office in 2020?

Any sane person would shit their pants if their lawyer pleaded guilty to lying to Congress.

In keeping with his obsession with undoing all of Obama’s achievements, Trump appears to be trying to kill the very American auto industry that Obama helped save.

Your Boomer parents are clueless.

I suspect that “El Diario de Anna Francisco” will be required reading for the next generation of American history students.

Justin Bieber looks like if Rick Sanchez (from "Rick & Morty") had a baby with Joe Dirt. 

If I didn't know better, I'd say Trump is angry at seeing a corporation act in a perfectly normal manner in accordance with the basic principles underlying free market capitalism. 

Let's just put this newborn in the trough that the goats eat out of. 

Roland Emmerich makes some shitty movies but sometimes, he makes scenes that are fucking gold! 

This is America. We don't believe that Catholics are REAL Christians.