Yeah... If you didn't know that Mariah Carey is black, then you don't know her. 

So how are we ranking Ryan’s?

He was the best thing in Blade: Trinity. 

The Bible, however, does talk about jerking off and that it is an affront to God.

A nice little reminder that the president can do anything he wants unless someone steps in to stop him. 

So it turns out that Ivanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of emails about government business last year.

Last time I checked, Marbury v. Madison was still good law and it was the judiciary, NOT THE EXECUTIVE, that determined the constitutionality of laws.

In related news, Sir John Soanes has been appointed to head up Land Management to oversee A Rake’s Progress.

Ron Chernow is expected to pen President Trump’s biography, which will likely be a 1,200 page book with a hole cut out and a festering piece of disease-laden dog shit inside. There is already early criticism of the biography, saying that such treatment is highly complementary of the infectious human waste that is…

I fail to see the difference between Manzanares and a guard at Auschwitz. 

Just a reminder...

No, urine is tea leaving the body. 

If only there was a phrase that half the country has been saying all day, every day...

Yesterday was the first day in a good long while that Donald J. LePetomane Trump wasn’t the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Every Halloween, Matt Whitaker puts on a beige turtleneck and trick-or-treats as a giant penis. 

Just because they root in shit doesn’t mean that they’d be willing to chow down on the sentient bloated whale carcass that is Trump.

Judging by his tweets, I'd say he's already had a few aneurysms. 

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.