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Adventure Bay is an urban hellscape where corruption is exalted and incompetence is celebrated.

So the guy who has repeatedly denounced globalists - one of many coded slurs for Jews - including denouncing his own Jewish Cabinet members and even his son-in-law as globalists wants folk to believe that he has no responsibility for a maniac murdering a dozen people at a bris.

To all the dipshits on TV bemoaning how it’s not even safe for people in their “houses of worship,”

DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TO FUCK OFF IMMEDIATELY AND FOREVER!

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump has just announced a full pardon for Cesar Altieri Sayoc, Jr., saying that he is just a “sad, mixed-up kid who got involved with a bad crowd and, because of his youth and tender age, he deserves sympathy and compassion, not punishment.”

Pictured above: the prior record holder for Creepiest Van Ever. 

This is what she looks like fresh from the groomer.

A law is only as good as the willingness to enforce it. Who is going to stop the President? Congress? The Supreme Court? 

Clearly, given that there are so many royal tots now, she really should get an Old English Sheepdog.

They just made an arrest in Florida 10 minutes ago. No identity released. 

You want to fuck with Paul Ryan’s mind?

I burned down the house because it had spiders in it,rendering it unfit for human habitation. 

Militarized border to prevent anyone from coming in. From there, it's only a short trip to prevent anyone from getting out. 

Never forget that, as a Boomer, she's part of the "Fuck All Y'all, I Got Mine" generation. 

If only there was a famous poem about them coming for the socialists and trade unionists... 

Just remember that malice and stupidity are rarely mutually exclusive. (See Donald J. LePetomane Trump) 

I hope you don't mind but I am totally stealing that line from you. 

Meanwhile, Caitlyn Jenner has finally confirmed that she is a trash human being, opining in an Op-Ed in the Washington Post that maybe... just maybe... voting for Trump was a bad thing.

Is it National Google "Posse Comitatus Act" Day already?