Jew≠Israeli.

You just likened a Jew to a Nazi. Good job. Jeebus would be proud. 

With all due respect, Jesus was likely an illiterate carpenter who was executed by the Romans for insurrection. Jesus (the Nazarene) was not a rabbi. He called himself one. But that doesn’t make it so. I can declare myself starting pitcher for the Red Sox but that doesn’t mean that I’m going to be pitching in the…

Citing to a website that can be freely edited by anyone isn’t exactly persuasive. I just changed Wikipedia’s definition of shikse to “a meatloaf sandwich served with a side of McCormick instant Brown Gravy.”

While technically, shikse means any gentile woman, it is usually reserved for women with mayonnaise in their veins. 

A) If the National Review is allowed to say “white women,” why can’t black people?

Sorry but I think the Queen takes it, hands down.

Oscar Isaac played Ivan Ooze (from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers) in X-Men.

Not to mention that he is self-aware enough to have written “Me & Paul,” a song about all the times he’s been beaten up and driven out of blue-collar America.

Are these purported fans NOT aware of (oh I dunno) Eddie Vedder’s longstanding friendship and collaboration with the riot grrrl movement in the 90's? Or the band’s longstanding protest of W’s policies (which AT&T censored during a concert broadcast).

Solution: All edibles must contain raisins

“The officer who first arrived on the scene explained that there had been a lot of break-ins in the neighborhood recently.”

Debt collection attorney here:

If people want to protest, that’s their right. But they should confine their protest to their own homes or places of business instead of forcing unsuspecting citizens to confront difficult or problematic injustices in America.

Yes. Yes he would.

I’m sorry but it looks like Quincy is taking bong hits off of a bully stick.

My wife is giving my older daughter a bath. I'm just sitting here in the family room with my 2 week-old asleep in my arms and Marzipan laying by my side. 

Kavanaugh belongs to the Chevy Chase Country Club.

Donald Trump has been phenomenal for W’s legacy.

The only way that “my grandfather was in the KKK” is not a hard pass is if it is followed by “and, because he was such a racist shit, I now work for the SPLC and doxx Klanmembers in my spare time.”