As soon as you unwrap it.

So are backyards.

Her oils contain THC. That renders them illegal under federal law. Federal law still trumps, which is why banks won’t do business with dispensaries.

Nope. Filing false tax returns is definitely NOT a crime.

I hope Paul Manafort’s trousers are cut with a generous seat to allow him to wear Depends.

Nah... He's been peddling that shtick since his movie debut in Zebrahead. 

No. We’re really not.

Netflix started out as a DVD rental service that didn’t charge late fees. Plus, users were capped as to how many DVDs they could have at a time. On top of that, Netflix’ infrastructure requirements were easily met by the US Mail.

Yes. Yes it was.

Well, except for ejecting the Romans from Judea. 

Do you want socialism, Corporate America?! Because that's how you get socialism. 

He was Jewish when he died too.

Sandwiches can be, and often are, made from hinged bread. That a hot dog is on hinged bread and not made from two separate slices does not negate the essential sandwichness of a hot dog.

Jesus was Jewish. 

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A hoagie roll is a single piece of bread with a slit cut through it.

The “money-changers” were there to sell animals for sacrifice. Yes, animal sacrifice was part of Judaism at the time. And the Temple was just that...

On the other hand, Jesus did create a riot at the Temple during Passover in an attempt to overthrow the government. And yes, under Roman law, sedition was a capital offense. 

Well God did seem okay with Jesus getting executed. 

It's like Sunset Boulevard meets Sunsetting Dementia Patient.