He was on the bubble. Maybe there can be a Wypipo NIT. 

Dammit! Now I got that damn song in my head!

I’m betting it all on Permit Patty.

And on top of it all, Chubby Sebastian Gorka is doing the British “u” to seem smart.

Hard to say. The nearest Waffle House is 30 minutes north. And beyond that is hillbilly country. 

True story:

We have found Ilana Glaser's evil twin. 

I feel like I could forgive him of some of his transgressions of capitalization if he'd throw in an interrobang now and again. 

The most accurate depiction of white privilege ever filmed was a major plot point in Lethal Weapon 2.

“All I was doing was committing a little petty larceny while hurling some choice “fighting words.” Why am I the bad guy here?!"

Hence, me not posting in my own name. 

Things have gotten so bad for Charlie that he can only afford to stagger drunkenly through the Burger King drive thru 3 times a week.

My heart bleeds for white dudes who lose their jobs after going around shouting offensive shit. 

On the one hand, sucks for Gunn, sucks for the franchise, and sucks for movie fans.

There aren't enough paper bags in the multiverse for me to wear to hide my shame as a Mets fan. 

This was not a shellacking. This was the functional equivalent of having the Hulk throw a shellac factory at your face. 

Not to be pedantic but it looks like a pile of shit that vomited on the floor after being microwaved with a week-old thawed frozen cod fillet. 

Grandpa, tell me about the time when a rich city boy from Manhattan making an patently false claim like this to a crowd would get him branded as an out-of-touch phony.

“She was just listening to her gospel music in her car and talking to her sisters, who were also at the scene and had just dropped off some items to a homeless person.”

Yeah, but in this fucked up country, he'll probably wind up getting praised by Trump at a rally and wind up on FoxNews as Jeff The Plumber.