It’s an internship, not a full time job. She’s still in college (hence the deferment of student loan payments).

Exactly. That’s the only taxes she’s actually paying.

Keep digging that hole, pal. 

Actually you do.

Plus, Native Americans got free blankets. 

Centuries of white colonization and exploitation might have something to do with the various conflicts throughout Africa. 

She either buys groceries at Whole Foods or eats out. On average, she spends about $40 a day on food. Extrapolated out, it’s about $14,000 of take-home pay. In all, her food alone (literally) eats up $19,000 of gross salary.

I understand that.

I didn’t include the gas & electric, food (a conservative $100 weekly), Uber, or, the big ticket item - health insurance. Even without the health insurance cost, she would still require at least another $10,000 of salary. As she works only 29.9 hours per week, she is part-time and wouldn’t be on a company plan. So her…

Just crunching the numbers, this woman has a gross income of at least $82,500.

There is a higher incidence of mass killing among white Americans than among Muslims from the Middle East.

I don’t care what you say...

Throw in some Morgan Freeman and you've got a deal. 

George Lucas didn’t meet Joseph Campbell until 1984 - a year after ROTJ.

Donald Trump is famously fond of fast food. Can you imagine him at a McDonald’s? He'd be that customer who changes his mind after he gets his food and then tells the manager that it's the cashier's fault. 

Still giant. Still a goofball. 

That’s some George Lucas level revisionism there.

When Brooklyn 99 started, many cops said that the general dumbass shenaniganing depicted was pretty accurate. 

Nonsense!

Well all of the furniture is going to be white. At least until she scribbles all over it with crayon. So I can put up some brown curtains and there you go.