Shitty Executive Hired By Shitty Company Notorious For Shitty Behavior Resigns Due To Shitty Behavior, Likely To Be Hired By Another Shitty Company In A Shitty Industry Known For Being Shitty. 

In a car, quite a few people. They’re the only places you can find CD players nowadays.

“You’re not supposed to be here. This is a good neighborhood.”

Lots of people smile in booking photos. The theory is that, in the press, instead of looking like a violent racist who threatened to lynch his neighbor, hell just look like a rascally old grandpa.

That’s right up there with executing a man by firing squad and billing his widow for the cost of the bullets.

Mazel tov to this racist fucknut for really going for the gold on fucking up his life. One year in the federal pokey doesn’t sound like a lot. But his short stay at Casa Graybar is the least of his worries.

The range of this particular subspecies of Greater American Cracker stretches from Redding, CA throughout rural Oregon. Trump retroactively setup a refuge for them at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

This is me. I am pushing 44 years old. I have yelled racist slurs at people exactly zero times.

Not true.

As of press time, Mel Gibson is reportedly still on the loose. He is considered racist and possibly dangerous. The public is advised not to try to approach or apprehend Mel Gibson.

John Schnatter, when reading about the dragging death of James Byrd, Jr. remarked, "Reminds me of fun times growing up in Indiana." 

So basically, he’s got Paulie’s prison set-up from Goodfellas.

I guess you could say that Jane Fonda got...

I’m processing a lot of emotions with this. And, maybe it’s because I have kids, but base primal rage is at the top.

I don't know but Black Sarcophagus is now the name of my death metal band. 

Reposted from 48 FUCKING HOURS AGO!

Do you know who the real archvillain in Ghostbusters is? It isn’t Walter Peck. Or Gozer. It’s Ivo Shandor, who had decided that humanity was too rotten to continue to live.

Trump, no likely future recipient of any Father of the Year Award he, reportedly told Ivana that he didn’t want Junior named after him, exclaiming “You can’t do that! What if he’s a loser?!”

I was going to try to defend the map until I saw that it showed Virginia and West Virginia as separate states, which wouldn't happen until after California became a state. 

Nothing threatens a white person quite like a black person earning money.