Terrible.

Poor General Kelly.

We have a toddler. So we already have latches on the toilets.

I stand corrected.

Well, when your last name is Kardashian and you give all of your kids “K” names, the only way to avoid the temptation to give them a “K” middle name is to not give them middle names.

No. No she does not.

I promise not to try to flush my 65lb. dog down an airport toilet.

On the upside, I have a new line to use on my daughter to get her to not just blindly follow directions...

Get a Brian, moran!

They were arrested for the highly un-American and nigh-treasonous act of petitioning their government for a redress of grievances.

Sorry but The Phantom Menace will remain the most car oriented Star Wars movie, what with its 13 ½ hour long podracing scene which Lucas put in because he likes NASCAR.

This cockknocker has a giant estate measured in hectares and his great problem in life is goose shit.

Today is Monday. That means tomorrow is Tuesday. And Tuesday means tacos.

A grateful nation thanks you for your service. And for your recipe for braised short ribs.

Clueless Trump doesn’t realize that the African American community has been clapping back at him for years.

Sheesh...

Ninety years ago, in Buck v. Bell, the Supreme Court held that forced sterilization was fine and dandy, basically putting their stamp of approval on eugenics.

I have no idea what Trump said in his State of the Uniom speech last night. Because I spent the night playing a video game set in a fictional version of Norway. Playing a video game about shooting magic arrows at imaginary dragons was simply a better use of my time.

Her black fur was her puppy coat. As new fur comes in, it’s a steel gray.

On the other hand, she is amazingly wooly right now. Our daughter said she is a sheepdog because she made of sheep. I’m not sure that she’s wrong.