While we have a fence, we do not have a giant wall. We understand that, sure, undesirable deer will show up in the yard from time to time. But a wall would be an expensive eyesore and it probably wouldn’t keep the deer out.

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

Pantone’s Color of the Year is Ultra Violet. So really, everybody should be dressing like Milla Jovovich.

Counterpoint: What if it’s a badass antique blacksmith apron?

“Wanna see my fancy arrow that I can call back with a whistle? Cuz I’ll show it to you. Again. And again. And again. And again.”

She’s too big for the front seat now. Also, Henri rides shotgun. He’s older. He’s driven cross-country with me. It’s his prerogative.

So Bannon got hit with two subpoenas, one for each shirt. And I’m officially a Girther. It’s funny how, by growing an inch in height, Trump is no longer considered obese.

If only there was a famous literary character whose slavish devotion to the letter of the law and conflation of legality with morality led to an existential ethical crisis, causing him to realize that the only honorable path for himself is suicide and damnation.

Nothing is wrong with looking like the Colonel. Marz has giant bear paws, a bushy mustache, a fluffy beard, and a big round rump.

Sheepies have muppet mouths. When they play fight, it’s hard not to think that their mouth is being operated by a puppeteer.

That was an amazing video. Hubie is a handsome fellow.

Does not include the limited edition TidePods Oreo. Hard pass.

Hypothetical question:

Trump’s rating among African Americans is shit. So double of that is just double shit.

When discussing retail jobs that pay an hourly wage, can we stop extrapolating that wage to the annual pay on the assumption that it’s a full time job?

Not to sound all “All White People Look The Same To Me” but Kevin Spacey looks like Alex Jones in the top photo.

Trump would never insult minorities or put them down based on some misconception of their living conditions.

See... You get it!

Typical ignorant female thinking.

Oh sure. It’s got to be the rich white man.