Have any of these actors, Chalamet included, considered NOT working for Woody Allen?

Another salty Phil Donohue fan.

A lot of it is that much of MoCo is “unincorporated” - meaning outside of official city limits. For example, I’m in an unincorporated part of Gaithersburg. My ZIP code is that of Laytonsville and my post office branch is in Damascus.

More like West Wheaton.

Such as?

I personally will be voting for Cardin.

Do you have a king size bed? Because Marzipan is YUUUUUGE! A queen bed will only hold Marzipan plus one adult.

I am honored to serve.

Ikea. Pretty good rug. It’s stood up to dog pee, dog poop, dog vomit, applesauce, oatmeal, milk, spit up, scoots, and a ton of dirt.

Where to begin?

Yes we are. We Marylanders don’t use our turn signals because we are terrible and selfish drivers.

Anyone know the betting line on when he’ll drop a N-bomb in an official meeting?

They’re keeping the Balls and the Ton.

Montgomery Mall will always be a MALL. Not a Plaza (Wheaton). Not a Galleria (Mazza). Not a Center (Rio Washingtonian).

We have a toddler. So our clean dishes indicator is the child lock strap from when she was a baby. If it’s locked, it’s clean.

Even money says that if Megyn Kelly has a son, she’ll name him “Reagyn.”

1) The Jews killed Christ.

1) Women are weak harlots that lead men into sin.

Given that it’s a Christian school, the correct answer was:

Why are all these people from shithole countries coming here? Why indeed?