Those two youts are clear exceptions.

I don’t know if you’re a troll or just unusually dense, but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Somewhere around Betty White-awesome, I’m sure.

The Democrats becoming the party of “No” is the only thing that will save us. They have to filibuster everything, just like the Republicans did for six years.

I say that the Democrats should do everything that they can to filibuster.

I concur with Justice Sotomayor. I am absolutely terrified at the mockery that the court will become. Trump’s short list is of men who are hostile to reproductive freedom and gay rights (one, in particular, supports criminalizing consensual sex between adults of the same sex because the state shouldn’t have to accept…

You lost me here.

Fuck it. Leave it at 8. Ted Cruz said there’s legal precedent for not having 9 justices, I say hold them to it. We didn’t start off with 9 justices, and the GOP has no issue with holding a vacancy for a year and leaving the Supreme Court to have tied rulings. When one dies or retires we’ll be back to odd numbers…

Nooooo don’t even say that

“After some of these friends secured them a private weekend at Lake Tahoe, they spent it taking LSD and “full-on weeping to Christmas classics.”

“He has defined himself, we know who he is, we know what he cares about and I don’t why any of us would try and make ourselves believe that he is anything other than what he has shown us to be.” Exactly. There are calls to “come together” and “work with” Trump. What is there to work with? Plans to ban people of…

she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children.

This article is the perfect anecdotal antidote to an otherwise shitty-ass news cycle. Thanks for this.

Contemplating marriage, I gave Carrie a sapphire ring and subsequently in the romance she gave me a Donald Roller Wilson oil painting of a monkey in a blue dress next to a tiny floating pencil, which I kept for years until it began to frighten my children

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Our asshat of a governor here in Maine (LePage) went on a little tantrum about Pingree not attending calling on her to resign.

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

Love bats. I live next to a nature reserve with a big lake. The only reason we aren’t swimming in mosquitoes every Summer is because we have a huge bat population. Every night you can watch them flying overhead eating thousands of those bugs.

It was just really silly. But Johnson was good in it. It wasn’t like Battlefield Earth bad. Or like a Showgirls campy trash masterpiece. It’s just a ridiculous story that was fun to watch for a laugh.

I’m sorry but if this movie doesn’t star Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton, then it’s not Beauty & The Beast.