This confirms my closely held belief that no one should ever talk to teenagers

leave a dirty diaper open face in the bathroom sink

Absolutely. I think smoothies are a little different than juice because you’re using the whole product versus a juicer that spits out the pulp. One think to consider though is by blending it to death, you are cutting out some of the digestion process which means you maybe not stay as full as long and may absorb the…

YES! Needed Me is so gorgeous and strong and perfectly Rihanna-esque. FUCK YOU, CHRIS BROWN AND EVERY OTHER FUCKBOY. Needed Me, Consideration (moar SZA plz), Desperado, Love on the Brain, Neverending, and Same Ol’ Mistakes. More or less in that order. And even though she’s screeching and hollering at the limits of her…

Best song off the album.

This is me, except that I have a strong preference for Bernie over Hillary. However, if Hillary wins the primary (and surely she will), I am absolutely casting my ballot for her. I’m not saying that Hillary is a rabid porcupine, but I am saying that I would vote for a rabid porcupine with glee before I would opt out…

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Where to begin...

“Caught up in the likes.” For fuck’s sake.

Personally. And then she redesigned the machines that make the wands and reengineered the materials to assure that doesn’t happen again.

Having a camera and being able to point the lens at things does not make you a professional photographer. It makes you a person holding a camera.

No white person looks good in dreads. Our hair is way too slippery and fine for dreads to turn out nice. (Over all, I know hair textures can vary.)

What I love is not only is this woman great, but he’s a fucking coward. First he sends his PR lady to try to talk Cara down, but she’s having none of it. Then he’s too scared to hear any more of it so leaves without his frappuccino! YOU GO CARA.

I love when she dismisses the woman “I’m not talking to you” and just goes right for it but I also have to admire that restraint. I do believe that Scott’s smirk would make me lose my marbles and I would have lunged at him like a maniac.

this is pretty fantastic... too bad she wasn’t able to wipe that smug look off his face.

I know some people are going to brush this away, but I cannot tell you how harmful these ads are, how pervasive and how damaging. Being Afro-Brazilian on one side & Indian on the other, I see this shit in both my cultures, and with a lot of my female friend and family circle and I still, at 45 years old, I still can’t…

Noooooo, that is an asshole move!!

So I got a ton of submissions for this and nearly always, 80% of the text was dedicated to explaining what the REAL definition of trolling was. None of this is included in the post because frankly, who gives a shit about maintaining the REAL PURITY of trolling other than trolls? In this case, if people self-identified…

Many white women criticizing this probbly had no problem LOVING Kill Bill and “omgz shes so badass” getting revenge by killing a shitton of women and men. People clearly see revenge narratives featuring white women differently from those featuring black women or women of colour (maybe not East Asian because of the…