So... the Original Victoria’s Secret?

I love Nic Cage movies and FURTHERMORE I will posit that he actually looks kind of foine in Moonstruck THERE I SAID IT

It didn’t need to be mentioned by Jezebel, because it was in the fucking block quote.

Fucking hell, aren’t you just precious. Seriously, “dumdum”? Are you in kindergarten? Do your parents know you’re using the computer without supervision? Take your troll-ass back home to AVFM and masturbate there, you sorry piece of…

Except for the part that went, “They were overwhelmingly men...”

In Eugene we have a place called Cahoots. They’ll show up for the mentally ill, people who are having bad acid trips, etc... those guys are awesome. They deescilate and either let em go, or take them to the local phych ward. No cops involved.

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

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This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.

Oh please. This has everything to do with other people and nothing at all to do with her personal body. The fact is that Amy is on the heavy side, and zaftig if you want to be polite about it.

Jesus, she’s not pointing the finger at skinny women. She is speaking of the nebulous alternative of her own body. People have GOT to stop taking things so personally. Isn’t it exhausting? If she was responding to someone who slammed her for her body, we could have a point of comparison, but she’s not. She is just…

Oh, I didn’t read it like this at all. I didn’t read it as her dissing a naturally thin body type, but rather saying that those with a larger body type (such as herself) who literally starve themselves to become thinner are noticeable. It does leave a distinctive malnourished, sallow, protruding bones type of look.

I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

Here’s Chrissy Teigen eating spaghetti in her bed on a yacht.

Good genes.

Keep at it, Rose. Don’t let them crush your message in a garage door.

Chrissy Teigen ain’t that special, I eat ramen in my bed in my overpriced apartment all time.

The photographer deliberately lights and shoots in a way that gives the post processor the maximum possible creative leeway when producing the final image.

Just FYI on the before pictures - they are RAW image files (large files meant to preserve the maximum amount of visual information possible) which always look greyish and dull before processing. The photographer deliberately lights and shoots in a way that gives the post processor the maximum possible creative leeway…