Not to be a dick, but he mentioned Aliens - which did come out in 86:

oh my goooooood I forgot about the buttcrack holes!

Ashley, I both love you and hate you for this.

This. It looks like a face full of unkempt pubes. If this is a good beard to the OP, then... I am very sorry for their misfortune.

Ugh Emma was SO GREAT in that scene! It breaks my heart STILL every time I watch it! (I unabashedly love this movie, please feel free to shame me)

Good to know she clearly has a foot fetish.

Why has this entire presidency felt like “SNL skit or real life?” for the past 40 days...

This is my favorite vine of all time, and it is so suitable for this story, ha.

This part ENRAGED me. And “I’m sorry that happened to you” NOT “I’m sorry I did this.” I just...

He uh, didn’t come across as a prick? Unless you are for these changes to the process, in which case.............

I feel you, and totally agree that Vogue and the creative team behind the shoot should totally get criticized! But I feel like Kylie should ALSO know better. Essentially, no one involved is exempt, imo.

You are awesome and your dad is awesome! I love your parts of this story, though not your school or the other students for their behavior :c

PLEASE absorb North Dakota, Canada...

I am so, so sorry about your friend and his partner! Sending hugs and positive vibes your way <3

Haha! Dads certainly do have their quirks in writing, don’t they? My dad... ellipses everything... so you never know if he’s mad... or being sassy... because that’s just how he types... when he’s finished that particular train of thought...

Hell fucking yes.

I didn't even know what this article was about, I only saw the still from Chewing Gum and had to click the article. And then I discovered I am a filthy human being

I’m FROM North Dakota and most of the people here are the “cry about it pussies, build the durn pipe!!!!!!!!!!!!” types, unfortunately.

Goddamn it, Heidi. I voted for you because I thought you would be better than this. You’re proving me wrong at almost every turn.

Hey, a minivan is roomy af for having sex. Not that I would know or anything...