I’m cackling. This is GOLDEN.

It!! Is!! A!! Sex!! Crime!! To!! Exchange!! Sexual!! Texts!! With!! A!! Minor!!

Hahaha okay, I wasn’t the only one. It took me a solid five minutes to figure it out. I was like goddamn, I know I turned 29 on Sunday, but c’mon!

This is the most fucking terrifying part of it, for me.