So I’m currently at a Hooters. By myself. On my second hurricane and wondering am I too old for this?

If you manage to stay kid-free & single until 26 your affinity for alcohol will return. Speaking from experience

I was 19 at the time and had zero previous experience with kids. I went from being a college student with no kids to being partially responsible for two little humans. I think I was in that state where I was trying to win them over so I was exceptionally nice. Seven years later...she would never try that shit with me…

My boyfriend has two kids. The oldest turns 10 on Tuesday (double digits) and the youngest just turned 8. I’ve been in situations similar to this and it is so awful. One time, I ordered a Caesar salad at one of those walk up booths at Disney world and the younger daughter (she was 5 at the time) started crying because…

What!!!!!

Birthday cake vodka is a thinggggg. As is alcoholic whipped cream.

SAMMYYYYYY

Cabs are the worst. I will never ride in one again so help me.

So I haven’t been with many men. Especially since entering a long term relationship 6 years ago. But I have always wondered if guys usually have really hairy balls? I don’t remember anyone I’ve been with having tons of hair there. My small survey of men didn’t answer this question for me & porn is not reliable.…

My parents have been together almost 26 years now, so the only close experience I have with divorced couples is with my ex bf and his ex wife. They rarely spent time together with the kids (although it turned out they were fucking behind my back for the majority of our relationship), but the children seemed totally…

Oooh. I love meeting fellow dressing room violators.

Back when I was having sex in fitting rooms we would always just go in together. I would sit in the little corner part and dole out blow jobs for a jean well fit. I’m exaggerating though. The blow jobs weren’t that often, although I would frequently sit in the room with him while he tried on clothes. Also I am a…

We would always try clothes on together in the same dressing room. Then one day we had a couple drinks before checking out banana and one thing led to the other. I’m 100% sure they all knew.

This story is relevant to my interests. I had sex in a dressing room at Banana Republic once, in the middle of the day. Nobody was publicly humiliated and I definitely was not calling him husband. I feel for the couple.

As a kid was a skid and no one knew me by name. Crashed my own house party cuz nobody came.

My mom kept all of my baby teeth. She has them in a small pillbox along with my dog’s baby teeth.

I think maybe the cervix is lower at certain points of your cycle? Sometimes mine is touchable other times I really have to reach!

My first thought upon reading Tinashe was “who?”.

I hate this. Every time I have to walk anywhere in Miami, emphasis on HAVE to, my boyfriend is always concerned because pools of sweat start to form in every unflattering place possible. It’s so hot down here and the rain just started yesterday. So we’re in for 100 degree days with a mandatory rainstorm that can start…

I have pretty bad anxiety about flying too. I also have serious FOMO, so I watched it. Now I can’t breathe and my heart is pounding thinking about my upcoming flight. This is truly the worst “prank” ever. It's basically torture.