I always liked this pic when a crying baby settles down for President Obama after she wouldn’t with Michelle. I like her faux offended face.

Obama and kids! Have you seen this amazingness? This girl who will miss Obama as our president gets me.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

Next week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? I’ve been nauseous as hell so Diet Vernors for me! I’ve been toeing the line with alcoholic beverages lately. Cindymoo is working a 20 (and the nurses are voting to strike soon at her hospital- this is one of the many reasons) so it’s just me, the kitties, and you fine people. I’ve been…

If she was a character on Nashville, she’d find some sneaky way to release her own video, make a giant public scene about leaving the label, and then show up drunk and crying at this Cockle guy’s house.

I’m dating an FBI agent. I send my nudes to Snowden so they’ll see it. It keeps the fire alive.

I became a mom for the first time at 40, had the second at 43. We waited, perhaps a bit too long, because of career, money, experiences, travel. We married at 30 so we knew we were going to be older parents and had a lot of things we wanted to do before we had kids. But other than the judgements of people around us,…

Over 40.

For all intensive purposes it is a doggy dog world out there for grammarians. That’s why I like to have copy editors at my beckon call.

I'm sitting in the airport, about to fly out to Osaka. Running away from my problems for the zillionth time, but it's always worth it.

No, small claims court isn’t an actual option. The law doesn’t recignize him as having any responsibility to pay for the abortion. That means that any offer he made to do so would be considered a gift, and promises to deliver gifts on future dates are legally unenforceable, whether or not you have evidence of the…

Thought I’d throw that out there to give the benefit of doubt - that maybe he was just having a dumb but understandable panic moment and would come around - but after reading more of your story, he just sounds like an asshole. I’m so sorry you feel abandoned along with all your other emotions.

Ugh, against abortions. That’s an unpleasant surprise.

This happened to me, except I dated the guy for 6 years prior to becoming pregnant. The whole ordeal really showed me his true colors. On the day of the procedure, he told me he “had bills to pay”, so he wasn’t available to accompany me to the clinic. Afterwards, when I was emotional and lonely and reached out to him…

I’m sorry this dude turned into a jerk on you especially since this is a hard time. It does give you an idea of how he would handle a crisis in your relationship which is not well.

She wasn't shading me. Looks like somebody needs some more education over at Shade Court.

I'm black you idiot.

I use chocolate milk in my coffee and its THE BEST.