Agreed. I'm sorry, but I understand being scared the first time. Maybe second. But after the third it's become a habit and possibly something she came to enjoy.

I have never wanted to walk out of a movie the way I did during American Hustle. I kept waiting for it to get better and it never did. :(

Oh my goodness. I love this so much. A passive aggressive, unwavering burn.

I could not have said it better myself. I went to a bar after a months long hiatus. The bartender greeted with me with “oh hey, last time I saw you you were crying!” Like, can we just move past that?

Wow. So much nostalgia. RIP Lindsay.

The baby can sing, but man. That was boring.

Phew. Thank goodness. Hope they're off miserable somewhere!

You know, my 10 year high school reunion is coming up in 2 years. Maybe I'll start my letter now.

*ex-boyfriend/best friend?

Did your dad ever show up???

Yeah. The forced hugging is just plain weird. I don't remember that much about high school, but I do know I went to Disney world for our senior trip. I had a miserable time because everyone was on acid & I was too much of a wuss to drop some.

I have an iPad with the kindle app and I love it. I can read on my phone if I’m bored at the salon or in the car on a road trip without getting dizzy. For some reason, books and I don’t mesh well in cars, but e-readers changed that! Also, I can hide my reading of 50 Shades.

wow lol

I've got some serious curly/wavy hair. I recently started getting done keratin express every 4-5 weeks. My hair is Haim with zero product or effort. I was and go. I'm 26 and have never been able to do that in my entire life. You'll never take my keratin away.

I'm sorry, but this woman is so full of shit.

I'm sorry, but don't kid yourself. Yes you may be "special", but in reality it's the bride and grooms special day that you were INVITED to attend. Show up with a gift that shows how special they are to you. What's so hard about actually giving a gift they would actually enjoy?

Oh hell no!! That would drive me insane. Is he always on his phone when you're with him too?

I 100% approve. When else is that sort of behavior acceptable?

I wanted two weeks off from work and said I had to go to Colombia for my grandma's surgery. I can't even remember why I needed all this time off!!!

wow. Did you ever get a better excuse? Or is that it?