Bernie should be our nominee. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I dunno guys. I’m starting to feel the Bern. He is a breath of fresh air. Is it crazy to think he could really pull this thing off? (According to polling he currently has a higher chance of beating Trump than Hillary)

The idea of Bernie Sanders saying, “And if we’re keeping up with the Kardashians, I think we’re doing pretty good” is filling my heart with joy.

Where do I preorder a white noise machine that loops Bernie saying “Kardashians” instead of ocean noises?

Top comment from the Jezebel post noting that Huckabee made the FB post supporting Josh and the family:

Agree. I don’t remember him saying a word about Josh’s sisters. Everything was in support of Josh.

So my support was for his sisters, who were the real victims, I felt like they were being exploited by the media.

I keep forgetting he’s still running, and when I remember, I’m proud of myself for being able to forget again.

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

READ LIST OF GRAPHIC PENIS INJURY DESCRIPTIONS.

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

I miss Shade Court.

brought an underage girl

Hoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu, brother.

All the living people with any sense want nothing to do with him, I imagine.

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

Yet we are all reading about what he said and commenting about it. I mean for him that’s gotta be good.

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