And don’t forget string cheese and apple slices in case they get peckish before nap time

Fingerpainting self portraits of them as president

Lololol right?! Poor Eleanor, traveling around the country, working as the eyes and ears of the presidency. Too bad Fiorina wasn't there to tell her how to really do her job.

I have a little dog who gleefully eats my EOS balms within a month or two of me buying them (it’s a ball! With a delicious waxy center!). I guess the little bastard has been doing me a favor.

Or thinking it's that deposit of mouth flakes that you get in the little hole in the middle of Chapstick

I’m now bitter that I didn’t sue Burt’s Bees 10 years ago when their lip balm gave me a horrific oozing mouth rash.

They did ask why the water was cloudy and foul. The government said it was fine, and did a whole PR thing where they drank the water.

I think I’m just getting sick of all the boring celebrity gossip and stories about #FuckfaceVonClownstick around here.

Gawker Media could have a whole slew of good articles on the shit going on in this state. Snyder and AG Schuette are an effective pair of assholes.

Thank god this is his last term.

I live in Michigan. I’ve been following this all year.

Both stories deserve far more than the blurb that is this article.

Especially if you take into consideration that what’s going on in Michigan under Governor Snyder (who has done several speaking engagements on what a “success” Michigan has been) is a cautionary tale for the rest of the country. This state is what…

Yup. It went downhill faster than Detroit. I'm glad I got the fuck out when I was still a kid.

Here’s a separate story about water issues in Detroit. Mainly, the cost of water/water treatment (which is why Flint’s EM switched to a different water source, Flint used to get their water from Detroit). People just can’t afford it for various reasons, be it limited incomes, or not having their name on a lease…

Happy to see Jezebel covering this. (Kind of curious as to why this is filed under Detroit? Flint is an hour north of Detroit.)

I used to work with a couple of teenagers from a local Quiverfull family years back. They were weird, but not Duggar creepy.

Postive vibes

Yeah, a grand is roughly 2 weeks wages unless you’ve got a really decent job. I couldn’t even cough that up right now and I do alright for myself.

Or she found out too late to even get an abortion. (I hate to use an anecdote, but my cousin had a “Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” baby, and now the possibility of it happening to me or others haunts my thoughts)

A show called Deadwood. It’s excellent.