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Jan 15 2016
10

And don’t forget string cheese and apple slices in case they get peckish before nap time

Jan 15 2016
4

Fingerpainting self portraits of them as president

Jan 15 2016
14

Lololol right?! Poor Eleanor, traveling around the country, working as the eyes and ears of the presidency. Too bad Fiorina wasn't there to tell her how to really do her job.

Jan 13 2016
4

I have a little dog who gleefully eats my EOS balms within a month or two of me buying them (it’s a ball! With a delicious waxy center!). I guess the little bastard has been doing me a favor.

Jan 13 2016
2

Or thinking it's that deposit of mouth flakes that you get in the little hole in the middle of Chapstick

Jan 13 2016
2

I’m now bitter that I didn’t sue Burt’s Bees 10 years ago when their lip balm gave me a horrific oozing mouth rash. Read more

Dec 17 2015
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They did ask why the water was cloudy and foul. The government said it was fine, and did a whole PR thing where they drank the water. Read more

Dec 15 2015
10

I think I’m just getting sick of all the boring celebrity gossip and stories about #FuckfaceVonClownstick around here.

Dec 15 2015
22

Gawker Media could have a whole slew of good articles on the shit going on in this state. Snyder and AG Schuette are an effective pair of assholes.

Dec 15 2015
9

Both stories deserve far more than the blurb that is this article.

Especially if you take into consideration that what’s going on in Michigan under Governor Snyder (who has done several speaking engagements on what a “success” Michigan has been) is a cautionary tale for the rest of the country. This state is what Read more

Dec 15 2015
3

Yup. It went downhill faster than Detroit. I'm glad I got the fuck out when I was still a kid.

Dec 15 2015
50

Here’s a separate story about water issues in Detroit. Mainly, the cost of water/water treatment (which is why Flint’s EM switched to a different water source, Flint used to get their water from Detroit). People just can’t afford it for various reasons, be it limited incomes, or not having their name on a lease Read more

Dec 15 2015
121

Happy to see Jezebel covering this. (Kind of curious as to why this is filed under Detroit? Flint is an hour north of Detroit.) Read more

Dec 14 2015
6

I used to work with a couple of teenagers from a local Quiverfull family years back. They were weird, but not Duggar creepy. Read more

Dec 13 2015
4

Yeah, a grand is roughly 2 weeks wages unless you’ve got a really decent job. I couldn’t even cough that up right now and I do alright for myself.

Dec 13 2015
10

Or she found out too late to even get an abortion. (I hate to use an anecdote, but my cousin had a “Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” baby, and now the possibility of it happening to me or others haunts my thoughts)