I think it’s time to kill my last beer

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

Yeah, I'm confused too. I'd blame the beer, but I've only had 2.

I just realized today that Coke products have infiltrated all the rich hippie grocery stores here, now I feel silly for asking. But pleased because my husband could request a transfer to Canada, and we’re from Michigan so we’re used to snow and ice.

The people who make those kinds of “jokes” are generally assholes with an awful sense of humor... Or the type of person who loves a good Jew/not-white person joke.

I can’t recommend Unfuck Your Habitat enough

My mom wanted that for me (I think, she’s always been a crap parent, so that may just be shitty teen-parent parenting).

Weird question. What kind of presence do Coca Cola’s many many products have in Canada?

Eh. Small business owners, pro-traditional marriage/family, pro-life, pro-religion. I can see why some Muslims are drawn to the GOP.

#NeverForget

The bright side is, now you know who's an awful sack of flaming human garbage.

Right? I have no maternal instincts, but goddamn those pictures make my ovaries all warm and fuzzy feeling.

I already had to shovel 8inches of wet, heavy heart attack snow a couple weeks ago.

This is why.

It looks like he fucked Bobby Jindal to get that one.

Yeah, Imma go watch it on Hulu instead.

I used to wonder why he’d smack inanimate objects with Morning Wood. Once he explained the irritation that is Morning Wood and the pleasure of thwapping it against tables and cups, well who am I to judge?

His brother also likes to smack things with his dick. I guess big dicks run in the family (and I only know that brother thing because Mr. Farticus told me)