He pulls it off!

Gawd, he really pulls off that greasy white trash thing like no mortal man can

Does goddamn wonders for all my crappy joints. The bonus is what it does for my "anger problems".

It’s still good if you mix it with vanilla ice cream to make a Boston Cooler. The ice cream balances the syrupiness.

No kids+free time= Thanking Planned Parenthood for the counseling that helped me out of an abusive relationship and sending my abnormal pap smears out to test for cancer every year for the past 7 years, with a big obnoxious sign (It's even got glitter)

I’m 27. But I spend my time around either small business owners, or people who used to be dirty punks, or bleeding heart A2 area hippies.

Toledo to A2 is like a 30-45 minute drive depending on what 23 is like. Better than the 2+ hours to drive across/down Blo-hio.

I’ve noticed they always want to talk to the white college women. Never the non-white women with strollers or children in tow.

But the fair grounds are SO GROSS. And I almost died there at the last State Fair (on a fucking Ferris Wheel of all things, would have been the lamest death ever).

Better than Canada Dry if you’re in the mood for a Boston Cooler though. Mmmm all that gingery syrup and vanilla ice cream.

I can’t help but love seeing them standing out in 35 degree rainy weather with their many children, all along Washtenaw, hassling people getting off the bus to get groceries. Because they NEVER get a good response from bothering bus people.

I get what you're saying. But they don't really worship Satan. It just draws more attention than calling yourself something like the "Personal Freedom and Liberty Group of Michigander Atheists", which matters a lot when you're going to court for religious/personal freedom/bodily autonomy. Click bait!

I used to live in Detroit, and still go out there a lot. I met a few of the folks at Theater Bizarre (worth going to BTW!!!!!!), and a few more at some PP protests. You really wouldn't know unless you asked or they're openly talking about their work.

The formula is different now I think because it doesn't taste quite the same. I still drink it out of habit/spite.

My conservative FIL gets the exact opposite of those Xmas cards from my husband and I. I’m always squinty and high on the pots, and instead of children there's 4 dogs.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!

RH Reality Check already did a story about it. Abortions in the southeastern half of Michigan have more than doubled over the past 2 or 3 years because of out of state women.

Maybe it’s my A2 proximity, but everyone I know HATES Snyder ever since the whole “Lead in Flint tap water cuz we tried to privatize water” debacle. I mean, if they weren’t already pissed that AG Schuette spends taxpayer money on his personal Obama vendetta (or that he charges THOUSANDS to discourage people from…

Love that she had a can of Vernors on hand.

They ARE wonderful. They're the first on the scene any time we have protestors at any of the Detroit area clinics.