Eh, I went through worse the first week I had my IUD inserted and the last month of my IUD before I had it taken out.

The protestors in SE Michigan are awful. I physically troll the Ann Arbor ones every chance I get (I work down the street from one of the clinics, every time I see the same 6 old men outside, I walk in, drop a 20 in the donation jar, and thank the rotten old bastards for reminding me to donate this month on my way…

Yup. Gotta get additional insurance for that.

I’ve met many members of our Detroit chapter, and they stick to defending people’s rights, putting up their Snaketivity on the Capitol lawn (this year it will be joining the Cruz campaign’s nativity scene), and protesting Planned Parenthood protestors.

They don’t worship Satan. If you google their tenets, they highly value bodily autonomy, compassion, and science. Which is why they’re fighting for religious and personal rights.

Although, it’s better than Ohio (Ugh, way to lower the bar Michigan, you’re slightly better than your nemesis).

#ThanksSnyder #puremichigan

And you’d think in Michigan, where 1/4 of children live in poverty (I think it’s 23%, but still), and we have “Right to Work”, they’d FUCK OFF with the link about parenting.

You might want to take a closer look at the byproducts that go into heating your kettle.

THAT’S BRUTAL.

As a lower class home owner who just had a new water heater and furnace installed (no working furnace for 4 years, in Michigan), it’s called a wood stove. Downed trees are free if you haul them (or cheap if you have a friend with a truck who likes gas money and beer), and installation isn’t that much depending on what…

How’d people get natural gas before fracking?

Right? I just got a furnace after 4 Michigan winters without one (2 of those involving those damn “polar vortexes”). A wood stove isn’t that damn expensive.

Oh man, moving in with my friends when I was 17 was the best day ever.

I find myself thinking of my mom. Who asks me if I still hang out with *insert person I was friends with in middle school here* every time I see her.

I wouldn’t call that woman back either.

This is literally my dream. I've already got Saint Bernard #1.

Actually I'm in Michigan. We're working on becoming the new Beer State.