which head?

Because if people are at his concert they aren’t at home beating their spouses?

He was going to be publicly beheaded as the encore act of the final performance.

Like shitting yourself and trailing the evidence behind you out your pant leg.

Trying to prevent spousal abuse

I will be honest, I never really had much of an opinion of Elizabeth Taylor one way or another. I don’t think she’s a great actress or anything. But damn, this just makes me love her.

Wow. Elizabeth Taylor was even more admirable than I realized.

In addition, there was not nearly enough time for an officer to yell “show me your hands” between the time the car door opened and when an officer opened fire.

In the video the cop car speeds up next to Tamir and the officer jumps out of the car and starts shooting immediately.

Both sides of my family vote for these assholes. People who seem so nice when you meet them and then launch into the most delusional bullshit you’ve ever heard. I don’t understand it. They’re impervious to reality and truth. And they always want to “pray for you.” Keep your damn prayers.

I hate when people say they’ll “pray for you.” I think it’s so rude, especially if unsolicited. But if anyone needs prayers, it’s this lady.

if shooting doesn’t work, give them no support to raise these children, then condemn them for not being able to raise them.

Pray Daily for the women who abort, their children, and the providers.

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY JEZEBEL? WHY?????????????

A Kanye-directed photo shoot.

Holy Fucking Christ! They remind me of female baboons who display their asses to all the boy baboons. Except they get an inordinate amount of money and attention for their display. And I hate myself, because I’m on the internet commenting upon their ass display.

Very sad. “Good girl” for not going to college? Wishing she didn’t have to wear excess makeup? And then participating in a photoshoot that’s mocking the shallow life she’s been pushed into.

Are these pictures more or less hideous than the ones of Kim a few years ago? I’m beginning to think these poor Kardashians are surrounded by people who secretly hate them.

Is this me being punished for requesting a KARDASHIAN FREE WEEK on Jezebel?

idk i like hiking