Most of the millenials I know are poor white people. Aside from a couple of slackers, everyone else is busting their ass to keep up with bills, rent/mortgage, old pre-ACA medical bills, and Child Expenses (I say Child because the ones who did want kids only had one, as any more would cost too much). Maybe if they’re…

Damn teenage parents. They’re totally going to a shitty unregulated nursing home.

Man, I really fucked up not only being born half white, but to uneducated poor people at that.

I really needed to know that Ted Cruz has had sex 19 times.

I guess there's a robot bar too.

I was thinking something more along the lines of the womens' strike in Iceland. Along with stopping work both in and out of the house, sex would be taken off the table too.

He should have went with Sex Strike for equal pay, or paid parental leave.

You betcha. Hell, I remember doing it!

Like, goddamn Mom, I know we’re broke, but the extra 15 cents is worth it

Fucking Kinja

1. There is nothing disgusting about Kool Aid. Unless you put too much or too little sugar in it.

Who wouldn’t want to die after drinking Flavor Ade?!

I admire your boyfriend’s ability to stick to the high road.

Drag his ass outside, beat him with hockey sticks and dump his ass in the lake!

Um, I know you’re excited and all, but those big festive red Love Banners? They’re a sea of Red Fucking Flags.

My Black Friday shopping is all online.

Obama also works as a "marital aid".

Why can’t we just make (hopefully) White Babies™ and die quietly of hoo-hah cancer as God™ intended?!

This country is why I drink.