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Patsy!!!!

But that nefarious Mr. Ford snatched it from him

Shitty white dads.

#globalwarming

And aside from all the training it will need, there’s no telling if the dog will even grow up to be police dog material.

I’ve already got a Saint Bernard. She’s been a great starter dog-horse-living couch.

They are such hellraisers when they’re young. I saw some in action when I was checking out a bite work class, and was very thankful my crew are lazy and old.

Yeah but cancer is cancer, and developing cancer means you can be at risk for more cancer so...

My mom went through menopause in her early forties, and didn't notice until like 2 years later (she had her tubes tied 15 years ago, so no periods wasn't a freaky thing for her I guess)

Oh god they sure are. A lot of dog breeds people love are.

Where are you at? If you're in SE Michigan I know a vet that works with people if they're facing euthanasia if they can't afford surgery.

Nah. Russia actually has some excellent working dogs. I've been eyeing some Caucasian Ovcharka breeders for my next dog.

Russia has some NICE working dogs. I'd love a Caucasian Ovcharka.

An Alsatian (GSD) is no Malinois though. Malinois’ are fucking FIERCE.

I’d want a T-shirt that said “I was pregnant and all I got was this baby"

Ugh. Car paid off, house remodeled, new roof, complete blood panels and dentals done on the pets, student loans paid off. Fuck, I’d still have like 10 grand left after that.

Too bad it’s buried in all the half assed snark.