But but but QUEEN HILLARY!

Just like everything g else on Gawker media.

Right? You’d think Jez and The Slot would be thrilled about a candidate who supports basic human rights and who is fiercely pro-choice and pro-equal rights.

Never work for a libertarian. Ever.

Yeah, now the only way I can call in sick is if I call in on speakerphone, while I’m on the toilet having violent diarrhea at 5 am.

Go figure as soon as she was in remission, it went back to “Show up or find a new job"

So am I one of 10 commenters who actually watched the speech?

As bad as this sounds, I miss when my coworker was undergoing chemotherapy, and the “No Sick People” rule at work was actually enforced.

I want one of those big ass tins of popcorn, cheese corn, and caramel corn.

Eh, I’ve got family in Denmark, Germany and Switzerland. Next election pending, I’m getting out of here.

I’m getting really excited to go live in Canada guys.

“You gave your wife $7 million,” the judge interrupted, “so she’ll be okay.”

I say we bring back putting people in stocks. I’m sure we all have rotting refuse to whip at them.

It’s wonderful knowing I can quit my job and have a new one by Monday.

It's time to lower your expectations further.

I post pictures of my dogs, my goofy ass cat, and my super pretty weed. All are well received, thank you very much.

Agreed. Maybe IKEA will make a knock off. It's SO pretty.

WHERE WILL I PUT MY WEED?!

I almost quit my job today because of all this.

And finding good prenatal care is hard enough in the South.