I’m adding the entire Metal Gear franchise to her list.

Oh, it happens. My cousin (who was 44 at the time, same age my mom was when she went through menopause) had a “surprise” baby a couple of years ago.

Same as a tongue piercing, it just got there in a different way.

God I loved that show

Had to turn on the furnace last night.

I don't write, but I live vicariously through my favorite author Brandon Sanderson because not only is he a writing machine, he updates his book progress on Facebook and answers all of his fan's questions.

You'll want a good food. My cat really likes Fromm.

See if your local Habitat for Humanity has any houses for sale, or look into their homeowner programs. I know around here it’s $1000 down and then you just pay a mortgage.

He looks like some monster combined Pugsley with Jim Norton

HE LOVES ME

I never thought I’d be grateful for all my years spent as the oldest child, and an aggressive big sister.

I do things like jab at him with my cold bony fingers, tickle him (but said cold bony fingers make it more jabby), mess up his perfect hair, and rearrange his color coordinated closet when he’s not home. If we have a meal together, I like to touch his silverware and food because he's a germaphobe.

He swings between not swearing and that “mother trucker" nonsense.

I think Catherine the Great's husband did the same thing. To remedy the situation they found a newly widowed woman to show him the ropes.

Dude, my brother in law is 22 and refuses to swear.

I’d go to that school

It was 70 in Michigan yesterday.

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