And what’s wrong with farms?

Making this tonight.

The one thing my father and I agreed upon when I was a kid was that daddy-daughter dances were stupid, and we’d rather be at home ignoring each other.

I both hate and love this gif

It should be carved into stone tablets

Santa is just a drugged up government bear in a Santa suit.

Michigan has legalized medical, and general legalization is probably going on the 2016 ballot. Although, a medical marijuana card is pretty easy to get, and for patients under 18 they need parental consent.

I need an Offspring record STAT!

You could just drown yourself in the countless folds of soft denim.

Michigan Jezzies!! Here’s a link to locations of the petition to put marijuana legalization on the 2016 ballot! (I found the petition at my local dispensary)

My friend moved there a couple of years ago. Keep in mind this is a woman who likes to sleep with her windows open in winter, roll around in snow, and just enjoys cold and darkness in general, which you get a good 5-7 months of in Michigan..

Hell, there's rednecks everywhere. Redneck is a pretty broad term anyhow.

Obama could only change Texas if he was some sort of magic man. Alas, Obama is just a man, and Texas is Texas.

My buddy moved to Texas a couple of years ago. She kept trying to convince me it was better than Michigan... until the abortion clinics started getting shut down and she realized there aren't any cider mills.

Could probably just tie them to stuff going to the space station.

There’s this band that I tried to find a video for, but I failed. Anyway, the beginning of one of their songs goes “O-H-I-O I don’t wanna fucking go” several times.

Yeah, I hear "crazy cat lady" I don't imagine a person who takes good care of animals. My mind goes straight to Animal Hoarders.

Fuck that. We round up the guy, his son, and all their sympathizers, and fire them into the fucking sun.

Me, after reading that.