As someone who has gotten spunk in my eye before, how the fuck do you not flee the room and wash it out immediately after?! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How dumb do you have to be to not go rinse out your stupid eyes?!
My husband did this just the other day.
As an American it’s my right to die from preventable causes before I’m old enough to collect Social Security!!!!111
I hope his team of hair combers and spray-tan appliers make 6 figure incomes, cuz he's not giving them much to work with
I’d buy his stupid book if he got rid of that man sized talking cyst.
Add to that stress, bad diet, and that good old American archetype of Joe Six Pack/working man who comes home and slams Budweiser until he falls asleep.
My great grandma just turned 95.
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR PINKO SOCIALIST COMMIE MUMBO JUMBO
Right? If vaginas are so damn icky, quit putting your dick in them.
Real talk: I’d totally wear a Carly Fiorina mask for Halloween. She’s scary.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
I feel like a butt cuz I’ve put on my (awesome) embroidered and bejeweled Halloween sweater for 3 years in a row.
I had 10 groups. Not bad since they got an hour before it started pouring rain.