BOOM BOOM! Medical marijuana state and I am a patient!

Free liquor, weed, poppers and cocaine. If a church can beat that....

I think they’re still finding old mass graves of illegitimate children. There were more than a couple of those unwed mother “work homes” after all.

Not surprised to see Coca Cola on the list. They’re pretty quick to jump on whatever is popular. They’ve already infiltrated most of the hippie food co ops around here with their coconut water and other goods. (Husband works for Coke and gleefully points the products out every time I run into the co op for pie crust…

I dunno, this compared to what her character on Welcome To Night Vale says, it’s fitting.

She’s wonderful as The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home on Welcome To Night Vale.

AGREED!

My husband seems to be pretty fond of me sooooo...

Man, I've been listening to Stuff You Missed in History Class while I prep for a pumpkin carving party tomorrow.

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET TO USE THIS AGAIN

I’m shallow as fuck when it comes to looks and personality. And I give no fucks about how “horrible” that makes me.

Except he’s got a D- ranking with the NRA, lives in a rural state with lax gun control laws (and low gun violence), and admits that there’s a difference between how people use guns in buttfuck nowhere and major cities.

That was my first thought upon reading the headline. You want more babies, you have to feed the people making them.

I don’t think Hillary would do a terrible job, she’s proven herself to be very capable and intelligent.

There’s 5 kids at the house across the street from me, and their idea of fun is riding someone’s mobility scooter around the neighborhood. All 5 of them at once. Goddamn kids.

I didn’t buy any, and it’s too cold to leave my blanket nest.

Right?! The stick is just for dipping.

Personally, I have a fondness for grumpy old men. They don’t want to spend their time dicking around.

Like this but way louder, and probs more eloquent than your standard skyward gibbering and howling.