I think I’m going to get real wine drunk tonight and write my governorgovernor and other legislators a letter about what shit bags they are for helping run Michigan further into the ground. Between Flint’s lead riddled water supply, the aging pipeline in the Mackinaw Straits, the fact that not only does Detroit have a…

I do have many facts in my Deceptive Liberal Bag Of Tricks. I aired them out earlier when a man from Texas tried to explain to me how birth control works and that all the side effects I experienced from the multiple forms I’ve used were all in my crazy lady brain.

There has to be. The feeling itself is so quintessentially German.

As anyone who wrote fan fiction in middle and high school can attest to.

Yup. And they’re not allowed to plead the 5th.

They just fill me with so much Michigander pride!

Literally everything except for the anger issues and chronic depression. The anemia kind of sucks, but it’s an excuse to eat a big bloody steak with a spinach salad, or a liverwurst sandwich.

I made a zucchini and ricotta tart, with the last of my shallots and garden zucchini.

Um, start planning that already.

As an introvert who had room mates for many years.. Do your thing. Don’t worry too much about seeming unsocial. A quick “Hey, I’m so-and-so, how’s it going” now and then to not seem like a dick, then scurry back to your room.

What I wouldn’t do for a recording of the time my father creature told me I was going to end up a slut like my mother... Because I was putting on mascara before we went to open presents at grandpa’s house (which involved lots of pictures). I was 13 at the time.

To the horror of that side of the family, I continue to openly say I’m so happy my father and I have not spoken to each other in almost a decade whenever one of his sisters tries to go on and on about how sad it is I don’t try to talk to him.

Courthouse wedding. His parents and step mom, and my mom and brother. We went out for dinner afterwards.

Even she thinks baseball is boring. We’re hockey people. Go Red Wings!

Right? It’s not like they’re watching hockey.

Real fans aren’t even concious when the game starts.

Too bad baseball is BORING.

Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

I doubt she could competently use bear spray considering her first instinct was to pull out her phone and yell at the bear.

Man, I'm in the greys here too. I hate it.