Same. That whole "bi-racial" woman thing gets worrying.

I was going to spend it on weed and wine anyways.

But it feels more special when I can tag assholes in Facebook article comments informing them that I’ve made a donation in their honor, with a little screenshot of my receipt (with all my info blacked out).

“It's non-viable! Hook it to life support just in case! Make sure to bill their insurance!"

But they did the world a favor and took each other off the market. Odds are they won't even be able to reproduce sooooo I'd call that a win for everyone.

Damn it. I had a screenshot of the last time I played Oregon Trail. “Your Mom died of dysentery”.

I gotta go make another Bernie donation after I hit the bank on Friday. And a donation to the local abortion fund before I go to Walk for Choice on Saturday.

Steal away. I found it on the internet (where a lot of people were all "That's a stupid Venn diagram it doesn't even work" because they didn't appreciate the joke).

Slip a bucket of bleach and ammonia in there.

I have a smooth coated Brussels Griffon! Not only is he neurotic and anxious, he’s dumber than a stump and impressively clumsy. I love him, and his awful undying need to be near me.

I have dogs. I’ve worked with dogs for almost a decade. At least 50 different dogs pass through my hands every week.

It’s because they’re idiots

I like to pick the biggest asshole in a Facebook article’s comment section, and make sure to tag them informing them that they inspired me to donate.

That could be fun depending on what kind of snakes...

Oh god those extra cheesy cheese rabbits are AMAZING. All other cheesy snacks can fuck off.

Hagrid taught them how to open it (you pet it). I'm sure Hermione is the only one who cared to read it.

Probably the only student who read the Monster Book of Monsters.

She also was on the receiving end of serious karmic repercussion.

He got reconstructive surgery on his foot about a month ago. He’s allowed to move around some now and shower, but it’ll be 3 more weeks until he’s allowed to do more than get himself around the house and stand long enough to shower.