Oh..... Oh god.

Shit, soon they’ll be like Michigan’s. Glorified gravel.

Even if it is, it takes time for that to work it’s way through the courts, during which people get screwed over. And the whole point is screwing people over until the Supreme Court tells them to stop.

If it helps, here in Michigan, under Governor Snyder’s emergency management, the city of Flint has disturbingly high levels of lead in the drinking water since they switched from Detroit water to cleaning their own water from the Flint River, Detroit has more nonfunctional fire hydrants than working ones (and one of…

It’s an out door! Unless it’s a lady!

I think I heard it in a wine drunk conversation with my aunt (also a public school teacher).

Well men NEED those.

As much as it pains me to say it, at this point it’s necessary to sink to their levels.

Us Michiganders have been yelling at Ohio for years. Although sadly that’s sports ball related.

Didn’t Ohio’s schools go from 5th to 15th in the country too? Or am I drunk?

Beer. And the last half a quart of cheesy pumpkin soup I got from the local restaurant.

I over worked my bad shoulder doing yard work and seasonal cleaning during my 3 days off. You never realize how much you use your shoulder until it feels like it’s on fire when you move.

Thank you. I was so very drunk by that point in the debate.

“That's why we just shoot them"

This is every time I dine out with my father in law.

A fresh baguette, or a day old one?

There’s a restaurant I really like by my house that has a Wednesday wine special.

“Mama’s gotta get hammered before she is stuck in the flying metal box that recycles people’s farts”

There will still be enough to raise the numbers, which will end up in Michigan’s legislators decrying that we’re godless baby killing sluts. Then the cycle will continue.

This is what Kasich meant during the debate when he said Planned Parenthood didn’t need to be defunded. He knows how to legislate them out of business over a period of time.