He’s just got more tact than his fellow trash beings.

Which means my state (Michigan) will be seeing lots of Ohio women seeking abortions.

These Carolina people would just DIE if they were dropped in Dearborn, Michigan. SO MANY MUSLIMS. BUT THEY AREN’T COMMITTING ACTS OF TERRORISM! They just do what we do!

Have you seen the basic math skills of your average “i h8 Barrack obummer” internet commenter?

Nope! The only one I know who isn’t an alcoholic has to spend all his booze money on his son. Who oddly enough he had circumcised...

If people are too stupid to realize Europeans pay higher taxes for their various benefits, that’s their problem.

This was pre-ACA and right in the middle of the recession, so I’d hazard to say it wasn’t an option for him back then.

I text Mr. Farticus something like “Want to bang?” usually.

Oh god. Bless you for taking care of old people. I don’t know how you guys do it.

I either know way too many uncircumcised guys it’s happened to, or I need to get them bottles of lube for Xmas.

I know everyone has an opinion about foreskins, but goddamn. That story is not the first or the last time I’ve heard of the damn things tearing.

I’d probably wear one.

“I don’t even like him but for some reason I want to shake him and be like, Do better! What is wrong with you!”

I can’t be the only one who reads these "apocalyptic” headlines and thinks “Fuck! Why can’t it be true?!”

Oh you mean all that “Free Stuff” that we all pay into?

I love how the guy seems to think the breeder is actually profiting off using the harvested sperm in breedings when he's already seen what a money pit involving yourself in show dogs is. If the breeder is very very lucky she'll break even.

These people are just jackasses. They’d have gotten their fucking puppy if they followed the rules set in place. And if they were falling behind on properly caring for the dog, it could have been solved with a phone call to the breeder before the dog got into such a crappy condition.