It seems that to be a member of the GOP you have to surrender your brains to get your badge and gun.

I used to delouse people for a living. Make sure you find a good metal nit comb, the plastic ones suck.

No.

Bizarro Rosa Parks

Oh god it happened at least once a year. Probably high school kids on pay phones. Our cops didn't joke around for anything, they were bored and ignoring the heroin and pill problem. Cuz you know, weed and not white people and anyone under 30 are more important to follow and harass.

Man, even when I was in school in conservative, rich, white people town 10 years ago, they shut EVERYTHING down, evacuated the students, and called in the bomb squad (dogs and all) just for a phoned in threat.

They clearly haven't seen any cartoons from the 90s.

Just as Ronald Reagan their Lord and Savior desires.

Miss Piggy's got good taste. I too am a fan of Nathan Fillion's magnificent hind quarters.

I know. It’s just better for my blood pressure to call it a titty baby fit.

THANKS FOR HELPING MURDER BABEHS CREDIT CARD COMPANY

Because the Republicans are a bunch of whiny titty babies who refuse to approve a budget if it doesn’t have the stupid shit they want in it.

DONATE. HARASS YOUR SENATORS.

Yeah, GW was the cool brother. I’d party with him.

Now imagine you got drunk, fell asleep while he was talking, thinking “Weird, HE’S the voice of reason?!”

Part of why I love Michigan. $100 with a claim that you’re in pain because you exist, legal medical marijuana.

As the still totally relevant NOFX song The Decline said

It’s like if you mashed Nixon and Grandpa Munster together.

I swear to god my mom got her HORRID meatloaf recipe from that show. I think it was horrid because too much cornflakes and no seasoning except for salt.