I watched it then. But I love both shows.

Are condom bouquets a thing? Cuz he could mail her a big one. I mean, bouquets come with cards.

Every time I see “Xander”, I think of the original billionaire play boy presidential candidate and his pedestrian over pass from Mexico to Canada. Xander Crews.

“The college and career lesson was actually scheduled for September, but the newsletter hadn’t been adjusted before it was sent out”

I thought getting married made the sodomy OK!

Wait.

I’m pretty used to it. I actually now have a hard time sleeping without a couple of snoring, farting dogs with me.

She's an incorrigible princess, that's for sure.

I have no idea honestly. Either luck or the old heavy metal bed frame. Probably a little of both.

My husband and I need this for us and our 4 dogs. The queen size pillow top just doesn’t cut it when you’ve got a 10 pound Brussels Griffon and a 60 pound pit bull that apparently NEED to be near you, then the 70 pound Rottie wants to be near his dad.

A small part of my heart gets warm, cuz Grampa Munster, then I put my glasses on and turn the sound on, and back to ice my heart goes.

I thought maybe it was to keep the Duggar and bigot vote.

So an article he wrote 40 years ago, citing several studies from that time period? That’s it?

I bet Rubio has some impressive moves. Those little guys are unpredictable.

Because all anyone can "dig up" on him is old, stupid shit from decades ago.

Good thing Carson is one of the good ones, so Huckabee didn't have to piss himself.

IT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME THEY SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. RIGHT?! RIGHT!

Something like this? But with pictures?