Is her whole platform “Fuck all the other countries”?

Kasich would do the sneaky shit he pulls in Ohio. Just quietly slip anti-choice legislation in the middle of everything so no one sees it until it's too late. No need to defund when you're a fucking shit weasel.

Once you hit 70, nothing fits right. Or so a Cracked article about why old people smell funny and dress weird told me.

I need to get a twitter account I think.

Thoughts.

I was all “She’s.. she’s SO CLOSE TO BEING RIGHT”. But I guess everyone gets one thing to be right or almost right about.

I’m thinking more of a Battle Royale or Fight Club kind of format. There are too many of these people and they need their numbers thinned.

You've got the right idea. Actually the brewery by my house doesn't have tvs...

Better watch out, Christie will be sniffing around at your doorstep

Yes. Dog groomers. You’ve got a dirty mind.

I beat it into submission with booze. I also think my sex drive is now dead.

It's even sadder since I found out from a co-worker (who had chemo at the same hospital, and was discussing a woman who passed out while driving after chemo and drove into a bunch of trees) told me that people are not supposed to drive after chemotherapy. But he does because he feels like shit, wants to be home, and…

I fell asleep and had a weird sex dream about Rand Paul.

I DRANK 8 BEERS.

Right? Someone has to work weekends or else civilization as we know it would collapse.

Better send for the crazy bucket

Last night I chewed out a bunch of groomers in a FB group

He gives me a weird lady boner.

My friends are already used to me ignoring most if not all invites. I don’t know what part of “I work weekends” they don’t understand.

Only when you’re trapped in a hospital waiting room.